A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons & no prior expierience.She mounts the horse unassisted &the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at A steady & rhythmic pace but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.In terror she grabs for the mane but can't get A firm grip.She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck but she slid down the side of the horse anyway.The horse gallops along seemingly unaware of it's falling rider.Finally giving up her frail grip the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse & throw herself to safety.Unfortunately,her foot geets caught in the stirrup & she is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over & over...
As her head is pounded against the ground she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune Bobby,the Wal-Mart greeter see's her & un plugs the horse.
2006-11-05
17:17:56
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