A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons & no prior expierience.She mounts the horse unassisted &the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at A steady & rhythmic pace but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.In terror she grabs for the mane but can't get A firm grip.She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck but she slid down the side of the horse anyway.The horse gallops along seemingly unaware of it's falling rider.Finally giving up her frail grip the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse & throw herself to safety.Unfortunately,her foot geets caught in the stirrup & she is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over & over...
As her head is pounded against the ground she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune Bobby,the Wal-Mart greeter see's her & un plugs the horse.
2006-11-05 17:17:56 · 16 answers · asked by Daddy's Girl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love this one...so so funny !!
excellent job, cutie
2006-11-05 17:20:34 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-28 20:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by laranjeira 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny and cute!
I have one too.
a blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that her hair hurts, her arm hurts, everything hurts. (she's pointing to each thing when she says it.) The doctor thinks for a minute and says, you're finger is broken.
2006-11-05 17:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
toooo long for a blonde joke
2006-11-05 17:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by equilibrist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't heard that one...really cute.
Put some more on here.
2006-11-05 17:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by J B W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
messed up
but funny
2006-11-05 17:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by T B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
thankyou
2006-11-05 19:50:24 · answer #7 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-05 17:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Boricua 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, Now that was funny!
2006-11-05 19:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...soooooo funny!!!!!
2006-11-05 17:30:05 · answer #10 · answered by gabrielasoriano@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋