Entertainment & Music - 2 November 2006

He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and sits in silence, with a fixed evil glare in his eyes, after several more he gets up and without a word walks outside to his horse. A minute later he walks back into the bar, looks around at those sat inside ' Whoever stole my horse had better bring it back or I'll have to do what I did in El Paso, and I don't want to do what I did in El Paso' , silence swept around the bar. He says it again ' Whoever stole my horse had better bring it back or I'll have to do what I did in El Paso, and I don't want to do what I did in El Paso' . Still silence... a quiet voice breaks out at the back of the bar. 'What did you do in El Paso?' The stranger looks over with a glare ' I had to bleedin' walk home didn't I '

I can hear the groans already!!!

2006-11-02 23:07:12 · 26 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-02 23:06:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She seems to have quite a following amongst women and gays.One more thing,why do you hear more about her best friend than you do her boyfriend?

2006-11-02 23:05:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-02 23:05:14 · 16 answers · asked by zoomraker 1 in Television

Indian, Chinese, Thai, English etc

2006-11-02 23:05:11 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My vote Seinfeld http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinfeld

2006-11-02 23:04:38 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-02 23:03:43 · 10 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-02 23:02:39 · 30 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call on little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn came...
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in
mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
It's a period," reported Johnnie.
Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
Damned if I know", said Johnnie, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one. Then Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself.

2006-11-02 23:02:38 · 32 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-02 23:02:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Be honest.

2006-11-02 23:02:08 · 13 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

and what kinds of things do you buy from there?

2006-11-02 23:00:33 · 23 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

Please please please someone help me!!! I'm desperately looking for the song "Starlight Express" (from the musical) and the version is sung by Laurie Beechman. Can someone tell me where I can download it or something (for free if possible)?! PLEASE
I just found one site where I can download it, but I will have to have an account and out money on it. And I have to put at least $10 or even 15 on it. But that's stupid, cuz I just want ONE song and I already have accounts on other download sites. You know what I mean?!
I'd appreciate your help! :o)

2006-11-02 22:59:54 · 1 answers · asked by pearl_682 3 in Music

Whats brown and sticky? A stick
Why did the kid fall off his bike? Cuz his mum threw a fridge at him
Why did the plane crash into the building? Because the pilot was a piece of bread
Whats better than winning gold in the paralympics? Having legs
What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas? Leukaemia
(For all the Aussies out there cuz I dont think Americans will get it) What do you call 20 Aborigines in the back of a truck? Clean Up Australia Day.

Post your own jokes and best one gets 10 points

2006-11-02 22:58:56 · 6 answers · asked by master_betty_101 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I live in aRed state, Virginia.

2006-11-02 22:58:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And do you ladies flirt with them?

2006-11-02 22:58:24 · 8 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

huh? :)

2006-11-02 22:56:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me it's Guns and Roses.I'm soo embarrassed

2006-11-02 22:56:22 · 19 answers · asked by Me luv u long time 5 in Polls & Surveys

comrades,

trying to remember the name of a song - the video showed two euro lookin chicks and a queue of people waiting for a spankin

cant remember the words and it was a bit technoish - mainly remember the spankin bit

i thank you in advance you knowledgeable rascals

2006-11-02 22:55:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-02 22:54:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

horoscopes

2006-11-02 22:54:12 · 21 answers · asked by mayor 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-02 22:53:26 · 18 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

if none, what do want to learn?

2006-11-02 22:52:22 · 27 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

This doesn't apply to people who are currently under 20 years old.

2006-11-02 22:52:04 · 22 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

A little girl asks her Mum, "Mum may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Her Mum replies "No because she is on heat."

"What does that mean?" asked the girl.

"Go ask your father. I think he is in the shed."

The little girl goes out to the garage and says

"Dad, may i take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was on heat and to come and ask you."

Dad said. "Bring Belle over here.

" He took a rag, soaked it with petrol and scrubbed the dog's backside to disguise the scent, and said:

"OK, you can go now but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog.

Surprised Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

You're gonna love this!!!!!!!!!!!

The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

2006-11-02 22:51:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-02 22:51:02 · 9 answers · asked by car buyer 2 in Celebrities

After the girls did their business they proceded on home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.

2006-11-02 22:50:18 · 13 answers · asked by zorroorojo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I came across this series a few weeks ago. While it is quite quirky, I find it quite funny at times ......... it's like an alternative version of The Office based in a trailer park.

2006-11-02 22:49:34 · 15 answers · asked by Moose 2 in Television

2006-11-02 22:48:34 · 17 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-02 22:48:30 · 31 answers · asked by Me luv u long time 5 in Polls & Surveys