The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call on little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn came...
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in
mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
It's a period," reported Johnnie.
Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
Damned if I know", said Johnnie, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one. Then Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself.
2006-11-02 23:02:38 · 32 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
2006-11-02 23:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by **** if i know 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Missing a Period either in School or in real life can lead to an irrepairable loss ! Thats why merely a missed period has led to so many events that poor Johnie couldn't understand !! Ha Ha Ha......Nice piece of presentation !!!
2006-11-03 04:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And still Johnnie came to school?
Amazing.
2006-11-03 20:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by minootoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD, KEEP IT UP .
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In a party, the dance was going on.
A man invited a girl for dance, after the dance, :
Man - 'hi sweety, your under wear is green'.
The girl astonished, & reported her sister. So the sister came to dance with him.
Man - 'hi lovely, your under wear is red.'
The sister also surprised, & reported to the mother. So the mother came to dance.
Man - 'Hi mummy, you don't have the under wear at all'.
Tha mummy also surprised, and asked, How is he able to tell ?
Man - 'I am always using CHERRY BLOSSOM POLISH at my shoes.'
2006-11-03 00:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can anyone explain "kingofuniverse" joke about the cherry blossom polish?
2006-11-03 07:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by immichellegottaloveme 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Arn't Little Johnny jokes some of the greatest!
Always makes me smile!
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2006-11-03 00:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny. I actually fell off my seat
2006-11-02 23:13:30 · answer #7 · answered by Cheexy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gr8
2006-11-03 06:30:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the end was funny but i still don't get how you get a period out of a white dot lol maybe i should crawl out from under my mushroom every now & then
2006-11-02 23:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Great one
2006-11-03 01:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by coolhardy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like this one!!! I love your jokes, keep them coming!
2006-11-02 23:45:41 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋