Entertainment & Music - 2 November 2006

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Quite long but good, so it has 2 parts! PART 1?

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded
to wipe with that.

2006-11-02 22:48:26 · 3 answers · asked by zorroorojo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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how do u think is hotter??????

beyonce or nicole scherzinger from the pussycat dolls??

2006-11-02 22:47:42 · 28 answers · asked by sarah s 2 in Celebrities

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What can make your skin crawl?

2006-11-02 22:45:36 · 17 answers · asked by Silly Rabbit 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Info bout Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt fast!!!!!?

Plz plz fast plz

2006-11-02 22:44:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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How Come Hawaiins Are Hardly Sick?

When I get healing requests from all over the world, most of the time it's usually from the Continental US, India, UK, Asia
but very rarely from Hawaii.

2006-11-02 22:43:48 · 8 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Ladies: Are puffy shirts and a mullet a good look for a guy???

2006-11-02 22:43:09 · 20 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What happened on CSI last night? I fell asleep...?

Was it the grandfather? Father? Pedophile? Of course - another twist? I feel asleep with ten minutes to go!

2006-11-02 22:42:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Do you think Alan Rickman is still HOT?

Professor Snape, if you are not sure who is he.

2006-11-02 22:42:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Here's a riddle for you.?

Billy's mum has three children. They are all named after coinage. The first childs name is penny, the second is called shilling. What is the name of the third child?

2006-11-02 22:41:55 · 43 answers · asked by Tudor B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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what are the recent films you have watched?? did you like them??

2006-11-02 22:40:59 · 17 answers · asked by miss_match 3 in Movies

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heroscope?

rishank
11\12\1987

2006-11-02 22:40:36 · 2 answers · asked by rishu k 1 in Horoscopes

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Feeling down?

What song do you listen to?
Do you listen to a song that captures the mood?
Or one that cheerers you up?

2006-11-02 22:37:24 · 19 answers · asked by 777severn 2 in Polls & Surveys

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A Married Couple?

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a
divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 45mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with
your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No,
I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them

2006-11-02 22:36:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Kiddie killers?

The other day on the new there was a bloke on the news who killed his 4 year old daughter. He was sentence to a life sentence, which really means he will be out in 15 years. Is it about time life ment Life!. Or should capital punishment be brought back!

2006-11-02 22:34:43 · 29 answers · asked by 777severn 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you also strangely attracted to Akon's "Smack That"???

2006-11-02 22:33:54 · 8 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

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WHAT is the best KIND of>>>>>>>>?

candy????

i say gummi bears...

2006-11-02 22:32:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Mobile Phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Is N73 a good phone?

2006-11-02 22:31:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ladies - Do you find....?

Men wearing eye liner a bit of a turn on?

I don't mean full face make up, but just a touch of eye liner. I personally love it!
E.g. Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean and the lead singer of Greenday ( whose name escapes me right now!). Even that munter from Razmus had a bit of appeal when wearing eye liner!

................or am I on my own here?!

2006-11-02 22:31:18 · 26 answers · asked by Liggy Lee 4 in Polls & Surveys

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