Quite long but good, so it has 2 parts! PART 1?

Question

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded
to wipe with that.

Thanks Spiko, it wouldnt fit in the question details box!

Answer 1

I know a similar true story like this. My brother in law picked up a girl and took her home, after getting going she removed her pants but my B i L was caught short a nipped into the bushes. Needing to wipe himself he saw something white so picked it up and used that. It turned out it was her knicks, end one tryst.

He once used a sandwich in similar circumstances.

Answer 2

ok

I think it goes:

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk
and
walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetary.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a
rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky
enough to
salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and
she
proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they
proceeded to
go home. The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other
husband
and said "These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with
no panties"
"That's nothing" said the other husband "Mine came back with a
card stuck between the crack of her *** that said
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you!'

Answer 3

and?