A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a
divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with
your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No,
I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them
2006-11-02 22:36:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this one is so far the best i have read!
2006-11-02 23:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by dodo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-05 12:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by hamiton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Yes us women are clever bitches.
2006-11-02 22:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by Welsh Gem* 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Right
2006-11-02 22:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahhaaha LOL that is totally true.Always my opinion. Men hold the world in their hands, but women hold them:))))LOL
2006-11-02 22:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i must b the first male to answer this question. neway u women are mighty clever and lol on this joke.
2006-11-02 22:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by theallknowingguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-03 01:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good!Women are not "clever" but the cleverest!
2006-11-02 23:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by @! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Proves she was not a blonde
2006-11-02 23:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a smart woman.. wish we have more of that! lol! that husband of hers has it coming.
2006-11-03 00:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by Zaire 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol very good
2006-11-02 22:39:22 · answer #11 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋