what's the daftest thing you've ever done?

Answer 1

Came in a bit tipsy a few months ago and decided to try and win some money on The Mint on tv.

I don't know how I managed it, but evidently I made over 300 calls.

Had my phone restricted by BT the following day, and had to pay well over £200 to get t back on - at a time when money was very, very tight.

Daft doesn't even cover it!

Answer 2

Myself alone when sober- applied for a job as a hairdressers model ......... I'm bald

Myself alone when drunk - smashed my face open when falling down some stairs after 4 idiots who tried to mug me, I'd already fought them off and they had run away..... and phoning the police to report an assault

As a group when sober - Phoned a double glazing company and asked for a quote ........... giving them works address - we had over 1000 employees in 5 buildings.

As a group when drunk - being in a disco and about 15 of us picking up our girlfriends handbags & dancing round them.

Worst I've had knowledge of beforehand but not actually been part of - Put a pigs head in the school outdoor swimming pool, when it was known that the girls had swimming that morning, and the classrooms around the pool were full of people who knew about it being done.

EDIT

MADDOGS

The scorpion or ant ones?

Answer 3

As I'm a first class numpty so many daft things, a few that stand out, I wasn't looking were I was going and bumped into a lamppost and said sorry to it, I walked into closed patio windows in our hotel room on holiday this year, my excuse I didn't have my glasses on and for some reason I have to put my glasses on when answering the phone, see told you I was a numpty.

Answer 4

i had slightly a bad week final month jumped on a plane to barcelona with out my wallet later interior the week left my passport in an unusual irish bar (nevertheless in barca) day after immediately i lost £1700 making a guess on the mexico and angola tournament an afternoon or 2 later i lost a great bag of weed on the coastline on a similar time as enjoying on a young babies claiming physique at six interior the morning and to wrap up a acceptable week i flew returned to scotland donning a pair of coastline shorts and change flops in basic terms to be greeted with paring rain and flood warnings

Answer 5

Been married 5 times

Answer 6

Im trying to figure out what daftest means...does it mean goofy??? As for goofest, i would have to say let slip yesterday what hubby and I bought my mom for Christmas...

Answer 7

Checking which hob was on by putting my hand on each in turn. I ended up with third degree burns on four of my fingers. I didn't really think that one through.
(My fingers suffered no lasting damage and in the order of painful things that have happened third degree burns rank lower than breaking a collar bone, trapping two fingers in a folding chair, and serious ear infection)

Answer 8

My boyfriend (now ex) asked me take video back to shop. I never checked what was inside.

They recognised my uniform and phoned me at work asking if I would bring back their video and pick up the hardcore porn that was in their the box. Of course they just asked the girl who answered the phone, and it wasnt me.

I didnt even know my b/f owned a hardcore porn.

Now I always check the box. (i have almost returned an empty box 2 !!)

Answer 9

stepped out of a friend's back door at a party after half a bottle of jim beam, stumbled down the steps, couldn't catch my footing and plunged into the pond. I managed to keep the whiskey bottle out of the water.
I then proceeded to spend the majority of the rest of the night stark naked...there were some classic photos from that night...

pretty daft tho!

Answer 10

Kidnapped Moby from a gig he was doing in the same studio as where myself and three friends were doing a 2-hour live radio show....we interviewed him live on radio whilst he was bound to a chair (he thought it was the funniest thing in the world!)

....there is a much longer story to this...but it was pretty daft!!