Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2006

2006-11-01 01:10:55 · 8 answers · asked by Tallie 2 in Polls & Surveys

Would you ever consider meeting someone you've met on this site in person. If you knew you were in the same general area, and they asked you to meet up for a drink or whatever, would you consider it? Even further, would you do it?

2006-11-01 01:10:48 · 15 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

Here's minez (in no order):

1 Audrey Rose
2. The Exorcist
3. Sixth Sense
4. Halloween
5. The Others

2006-11-01 01:10:40 · 7 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was in bed last night when there was a knock at the door at 2.30am. I got up,opened the door in my dressing gown,and there was a large man standing there with a big drum. I took one look at him and told him to beat it!

2006-11-01 01:09:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This question keeps coming up in quiz's and no one every gets it right. Help

2006-11-01 01:09:28 · 8 answers · asked by fluffy bunny 2 in Television

I am looking for a song called summer love by david tavaroc but I am not sure that I am speling his surname correctly, can any one enlighten me please.

2006-11-01 01:08:04 · 6 answers · asked by cjlsmn 1 in Music

if so, what did you watch?

2006-11-01 01:07:04 · 10 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

what do they have in common: a bra, and politics

answ. 1. they both devide the left from the right
2. they hold the masses
3. attract the people...

just heared it, but i think my translation from greek isn't that good..:((

2006-11-01 01:07:00 · 13 answers · asked by mario_rew 2 in Jokes & Riddles

read this in the Sun Newspaper today.

'The Dodo died. Then Dodi Died. Di Died and then Dando Died.

Dido must be shittting herself!'

2006-11-01 01:06:11 · 6 answers · asked by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 in Celebrities

I have just had 2 emails from yahoo saying that my last two jokes posted have been removed because they could cause offence.

Might I say that THIS IS A JOKE SECTION.

Jokes are not meant to be taken seriously..... they are just for fun.. THEY ARE JOKES.

I have replied to yahoo stating that they should therefore remove all jokes which could cause offence to someone, and if they did, then this section would cease to be...

So before you all start saying "This is not a question".. my question is "What do you think"

Am I right in thinking that there are too many people in here that are so far up their own as**s that they wouldnt know humour if it was dropped on their pathetic heads?

Ok ive had my rant now... but all im saying guys is this is a joke section and if jokes may offend you then F**k off somewhere else or we will be left with silly "Why did the chicken cross the road" Jokes.

Oh damn, here comes another letter from yahoo.... Ive upset POULTRY!!!

Bye!

2006-11-01 01:05:51 · 16 answers · asked by ukdeveloper 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I got my first job waiting tables when I was 18. I was SO nervous, and on my second day, I was leaning over to put plates of food on the table, and ended up dumping a basket of hot french fries onto a baby's head. Thank god the baby wasn't hurt, but the parents were really pissed. I can't blame them, though. I still cringe when I think about that.

2006-11-01 01:04:34 · 12 answers · asked by south_san_chica 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 01:03:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love all their stuff. I dunno if this is as good as some of the stuff on Fallen but its still pretty good.

I Love Amy Lee to bits - she's so cool and her voice has got to be one of the best in the rock world today!!! If I was a bloke I'd marry her, LOL!!

I love their goth-y type image as well. Its about time we had some rocky goth type bands back in the mainstream, after years of nothing but RnB and Rap.

2006-11-01 01:03:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What do u think? Both of them are divas, but who's better?

2006-11-01 01:03:11 · 20 answers · asked by Gladys T 2 in Celebrities

And who plays what?

2006-11-01 01:02:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-01 01:01:59 · 13 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for some of the songs off his first album and i can't remember what they were.It would be greatly appreciated if you could help me out, and also correct me if i am wrong, but wasn't his first album "the aftermath".

2006-11-01 01:01:28 · 2 answers · asked by browneyedgirl 2 in Music

If you went trick or treating with kids, what kind of candy did you get?

If you passed out candy, what kind of candy or other items did you pass out?

2006-11-01 01:01:22 · 11 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 01:01:05 · 20 answers · asked by chocogal 1 in Celebrities

Whats your favorite song?

Mine would have to be Right Side Of The Bed or Shameful.

2006-11-01 01:00:22 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me.

2006-11-01 01:00:18 · 14 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 01:00:17 · 10 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

thanx~

2006-11-01 00:59:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."

2006-11-01 00:58:37 · 15 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Polls & Surveys

Why do people hate kevin?Is he gay?With how many people he has an affair with name all of them?
One who gives me nice answer i will give 10 points...

2006-11-01 00:57:02 · 16 answers · asked by neil 2 in Celebrities

its called like 99 something balloons. its with the singer with the hairy armpets. yeahhhhh.... help!

2006-11-01 00:57:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

During WW11 an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all faced death by shooting by the Gestapo.
First up the Englishman, he is tied to the post and refuses a final request. The commander tells his men ready, aim, suddenly the Englishman shouts "Hirricane" all the soldiers panic and run so the Englishman makes his escape.
Second up is the Scotsman, he is tied to the post and refuses his final request, The commander again orders his men, ready, aim, the Scotsman shouts out "Lightning" all the soldiers panic and run, the Scotsman also manages his escape.
Third up the Irishman, having seen what has been going on, he is tied to the post, refuses a final request, The commander orders his men, ready, aim, the Irishman confidently shouts out "FIRE"

2006-11-01 00:56:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

thanx~

2006-11-01 00:56:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

2006-11-01 00:56:51 · 10 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Polls & Surveys

A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber.

When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"

His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."

Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"

"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.

"You mean you’ve actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked.

"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend."

2006-11-01 00:55:17 · 22 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Jokes & Riddles