A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me.
2006-11-01 01:00:18 · 14 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Check this for another great Laugh!
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2006-11-01 01:07:03 · update #1
That is one of the best ive heard lately!!!!LOL
2006-11-01 01:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by Tallie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this is my favourite but it's pretty bad :) Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A. A carrot :) hehe Q. What to the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A. Look grandad no hands :) Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick :) Q. Why are pirates called pirates? A. Because they aaarrreee Q. What's grey and has a trunk? A. A mouse going on holiday Q. What's brown and has a trunk? A. A mouse coming back from holiday :) :) Hope you at least smiled :)
2016-05-23 01:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs up!
2006-11-01 01:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nah that wasnt very funny sorry but good try though
2006-11-01 01:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 01:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha..........Smart boy with good amount of imagination, fair amount of Vocabulary and excellent way of expressing his desire !!! Of course he was C(u)mming !!!.....Good one I liked it !
2006-11-01 01:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-01 01:03:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty dam funny!!!
2006-11-01 01:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny man.
2006-11-01 06:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by KingMike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It :)
2006-11-01 09:21:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋