A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?
"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."
2006-11-01 00:58:37 · 15 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think I just peed myself.
2006-11-01 01:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Robyn C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember when my 10 year old did that to me. She was about 4-5 months old when she first did it, and I was told to gently press her nose into my breast, and she will automatically pull away to breathe. She did it only 3 more times then never again.
2016-05-23 01:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2006-11-01 01:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by twjones1029 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo Funny...... I guess it would be alright as long as the biting wasn't too hard... and you knew the person....LOL
2006-11-01 01:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by jerseygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny I must remember that one.
2006-11-01 01:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he needs to meet my ex-mother-in law, I'm sure there would be NO CHARGE. That's why I'm single today.
Silver Birch
2006-11-01 01:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This a funny one! Ha ha
2006-11-01 01:03:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-11-01 01:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah thats a good one you should really put that question in jokes and riddles they would crack up
2006-11-01 01:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 00:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋