During WW11 an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all faced death by shooting by the Gestapo.
First up the Englishman, he is tied to the post and refuses a final request. The commander tells his men ready, aim, suddenly the Englishman shouts "Hirricane" all the soldiers panic and run so the Englishman makes his escape.
Second up is the Scotsman, he is tied to the post and refuses his final request, The commander again orders his men, ready, aim, the Scotsman shouts out "Lightning" all the soldiers panic and run, the Scotsman also manages his escape.
Third up the Irishman, having seen what has been going on, he is tied to the post, refuses a final request, The commander orders his men, ready, aim, the Irishman confidently shouts out "FIRE"
2006-11-01
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