I was in bed last night when there was a knock at the door at 2.30am. I got up,opened the door in my dressing gown,and there was a large man standing there with a big drum. I took one look at him and told him to beat it!
2006-11-01 01:09:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bonk.............oops thats the sound of me laughing my head off!!!!!!
2006-11-01 01:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by djshazzi 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why do you have a door in youre dressing gown.... ?
2006-11-01 02:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by galaxy_glider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you got a door in your dressing gown?
2006-11-01 01:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Sheriff said: 'I'm looking for a man with a brown paper hat, wearing brown paper clothes and riding a brown paper horse.'
'What do you want him for?'
'Rustling.'
2006-11-01 01:22:30 · answer #4 · answered by jammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this one very much. It was a good, clean joke. Well done!!! Thumbs up from me.
2006-11-01 01:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by The way I are 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the Medicine the Dr. Ordered!! (I'm a little sick) Laughing all over the sofa!!!!! :)
2016-05-23 01:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best joke ever. PS can you pick me for best answer please I said your joke was funny I really mean it.
2006-11-01 01:20:18 · answer #7 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DON'T EVER! try to become a professional comedian lol lol lol
2006-11-01 02:56:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeeeeeaaahhhhhh! i like silly joke hahaha i thought it was funny sweetheart!!!
2006-11-01 01:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by clutterbug84 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-01 01:11:13 · answer #10 · answered by cobra 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was the silliest joke i ever heard
2006-11-01 01:11:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋