A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber.
When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"
His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."
Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"
"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.
"You mean you’ve actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked.
"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend."
2006-11-01 00:55:17 · 22 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...that was funny...its nice to see people with a sense of humor on here...because i've been coming across some mean ones on here
2006-11-01 01:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Condoms could be bought in my view. notwithstanding if he did purchase a %. of three, he in all probability gave the third to a chum or used it to masturbate into. And - while you're no longer a pair, it incredibly is not any longer your organization besides.
2016-10-21 02:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either you can't count or my addition is wrong but if you add 6+5 you get 11, not 12, unless you were saying that they had already used one of them. i don't know maybe i am over thinking the question, but either way; the answer to your question is, that he used them alright but not the way he said.
2006-11-01 01:07:26 · answer #3 · answered by browneyedgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll throw 5 cents towards some condoms for China !!!!!!!
2006-11-01 00:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!!!!NICE!!!
I really like it, it’s a good one and its also unique, ive never heard such a gr8 joke before!!!!!
I give it a 10/10 cuz it deserves it.
I hope you keep sending more jokes like these!!!!
2006-11-01 01:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raised a chuckle.
2006-11-01 00:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-11-01 00:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good I need to tell my girl that
2006-11-01 00:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by Leondra 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! That's a quality joke!
2006-11-01 01:04:09 · answer #9 · answered by mrperfect50 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH OH now i like that very very good
2006-11-01 00:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋