There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.
Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.
They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"
He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.
The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"
The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."
2006-11-01 00:56:51 · 10 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahahaha thats good! thank you!
2006-11-02 00:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-01 09:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by ... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-11-01 09:03:58 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha :)
2006-11-01 17:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 08:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he deserved that one for not appreciating his father.
2006-11-02 08:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes.funny! veryyyyyyyy funny!
2006-11-02 08:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent! i love it! the little jerk earned that one.
2006-11-02 08:41:07 · answer #8 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... he deserved that.. the stupid swine....
2006-11-01 09:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by jerseygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it :)
2006-11-02 08:13:37 · answer #10 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋