I have just had 2 emails from yahoo saying that my last two jokes posted have been removed because they could cause offence.
Might I say that THIS IS A JOKE SECTION.
Jokes are not meant to be taken seriously..... they are just for fun.. THEY ARE JOKES.
I have replied to yahoo stating that they should therefore remove all jokes which could cause offence to someone, and if they did, then this section would cease to be...
So before you all start saying "This is not a question".. my question is "What do you think"
Am I right in thinking that there are too many people in here that are so far up their own as**s that they wouldnt know humour if it was dropped on their pathetic heads?
Ok ive had my rant now... but all im saying guys is this is a joke section and if jokes may offend you then F**k off somewhere else or we will be left with silly "Why did the chicken cross the road" Jokes.
Oh damn, here comes another letter from yahoo.... Ive upset POULTRY!!!
Bye!
2006-11-01 01:05:51 · 16 answers · asked by ukdeveloper 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mark_t
F***ing awesome mate..... especially the french bit... I had a french GF once....
Once was enough!!!
2006-11-01 02:00:58 · update #1
yes if that is the case they should close yahoo answers altogether and go back on unemployment where they belong
2006-11-01 01:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Right I've had enough off people slagging off Poultry! You're absolutely right, I had a weeks worth of jokes taken off taken off for something called 'chatting', what the hell is that? - 'chatting'!!. They were bloody jokes!
And while I'm on it, the disclaimers preceeding a joke are ridiculous, I'm sorry if you get upset because it's a joke about blondes, I'm sorry if you get upset it's a joke about binmen, I'm sorry if you're French - well...we're all sorry if you're French! Looks as if I'm getting blacklisted again!
IT'S A JOKES PAGE - A PAGE WITH JOKES ON IT - SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IS GOING TO BE THE BRUNT OF HUMOUR - SO STOP MOANING AND GET ON WITH ANNOYING YOU'RE NEIGHBOURS
2006-11-01 01:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 04:06:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PML at last line!
You are right though, PC gone mad if you ask me. If people wanna hear boring, childish jokes they should watch the channel my 2 yr old watches on sky channel 620 Tiny Pop!
As you state, it is a joke section.
Some people are so fickle, they just wanna report you!
So if any of you people are reading this....P1SS OF to the pre-school section!
2006-11-01 01:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well said. Obzi, I've reported your answer for abuse and cited the following reason;
"The author is clearly insulting Yahoo and we all know that Yahoo is an American Corporation which, out of necessity, employs humourless, power-mad, retards to monitor this site in order to keep it's wage budget to an absolute minimum and to satisfy the politically correct equal opportunities laws designed to allow burger bar staff to progress in their careers. I personally hope you'll keep up the good work."
Could you let me know if the irony was wasted on them and they respond to my complaint by removing your answer? ;-)
2006-11-01 01:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, first of all:THERE...WAS...A...CROSSWALK!!!!! HES A CHICKEN- HES A SCARED LIL PANSY- HENCE HE WOULDNT HAVE CROSSED....................................oh, and uh, this is called yahoo answers, but this is the jokes and riddles section----- id look up "riddle", it takes a certain kind of q. tp be defined as a riddle--geuss you didnt know--- uuuumm, and if this is a joke, well hon, im givin it a one(you know for the effort), ---and whats up w/ not tellin anyone here what your joke was about--- maybe wed form an actual opinion that way.......just a thouhgt--as youre obviously too busy.......
2006-11-01 05:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know its sooo pathetic! some people just really dont have a life! if they dont like it then stop reading and go on to the next one! jokes are supposed to be like that,that what makes them so funny! if they dont have a sense of humour y are they even on the fcukin joke page to begin with!
i get your point,and if thats their attitude then like you said they should ban every1 elses!
geez people RELAX!!
2006-11-04 08:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good on you mate stand up to them same thing happend to me if they dont like the jokes dont read them
2006-11-04 09:02:08 · answer #8 · answered by taz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had loads removed for no reason. Very annoying
2006-11-01 01:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your right there geeting a little upadey it seams on where their sence of humor is maby its the way you put it that is why we call it a joke.kerry just made one .
2006-11-01 01:34:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋