An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were walking in the desert, when they found a magical lamp.
They decided to rub it, and in doing so released a Genie.
'Mortals, i am Ali Baba, i will grant you 3 wishes'
The Irishman asked for Ireland to remain forever beautiful, and wished for peace. With a click of his fingers, the genie gave this to them
The Scotsman called 'Genie, i wish for Scotland to be surrounded by a wall so tall that no English invader will ever defile our Glens again!' With a click of his finegrs, the genie gave Scotlands its wall.
The Englishman came forward. 'genie, can nothign enter this wall?'
'No Mortal'
'So no one can leave?'
No Mortal'
'Then fill it with water'
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2006-11-01
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