An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were walking in the desert, when they found a magical lamp.
They decided to rub it, and in doing so released a Genie.
'Mortals, i am Ali Baba, i will grant you 3 wishes'
The Irishman asked for Ireland to remain forever beautiful, and wished for peace. With a click of his fingers, the genie gave this to them
The Scotsman called 'Genie, i wish for Scotland to be surrounded by a wall so tall that no English invader will ever defile our Glens again!' With a click of his finegrs, the genie gave Scotlands its wall.
The Englishman came forward. 'genie, can nothign enter this wall?'
'No Mortal'
'So no one can leave?'
No Mortal'
'Then fill it with water'
:P
2006-11-01 05:04:42 · 11 answers · asked by thomas p 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Thomas
me an Irish lass to LMAO
2006-11-01 05:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-11-01 13:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by HJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude as an englishman- id think youd be able to spell better than me(american), uuuum, on second thought though, considering the word,........
2006-11-01 13:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uncooth youth.
2006-11-01 13:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny i am English and Irish so yeah doesn't hurt me a bit...love it...
2006-11-01 13:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't offend me....I'm scottish and thought was hilarious!!!!!
2006-11-01 15:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 13:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no he filled it with oil
2006-11-01 15:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i like that
2006-11-01 19:18:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....lol...
2006-11-01 13:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋