Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2006

2006-11-01 05:24:55 · 10 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

Years Ago,,,,,my boyfriend (now husband) and I along with a couple friends went out for a night of drinking at a local dive. He asked me to ask the waitor (which i knew) if they had bearded clams (which i thought they sauteed them in beer, don't eat seafood) so I did and like 15 people were laughing hysterically, It never dawned on me what he really meant by bearded clams. needless to say I was so embarrassed, he still gets a kick out of it to this day

2006-11-01 05:24:55 · 16 answers · asked by Amy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 05:24:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Humour or action, what's sexier?

2006-11-01 05:23:03 · 46 answers · asked by helloha06 1 in Celebrities

Theater Etiquette
* Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
* Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

Weddings
* Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
* Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
* For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
* Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

Driving Etiquette
* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
* When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
* Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
* When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
* Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

2006-11-01 05:22:52 · 6 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 05:22:40 · 27 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

Personal Hygiene
* While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
* Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
* Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

Dating (outside the family)
* Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
* Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
* Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get
her to school on time.

there is more

2006-11-01 05:21:55 · 6 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 05:21:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

General
* Never take a beer to a job interview.
* Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
* It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
* If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
* Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

Dining Out
* When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine.
* If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

Entertaining in your home
* A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
* Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are.

there is more that will con.

2006-11-01 05:20:14 · 8 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Jokes & Riddles

what is the actual name of this song?!!!!

i know a girl who thinks of ghosts
she'll make ya breakfast
she'll make ya toast
she don't use butter
she don't use cheese
she don't use jelly
or any of these
she uses vaseline
vaseline
vaseline

i know a guy who goes to shows
when he's at home and he blows his nose
he don't use tissues or his sleeve
he don't use napkins or any of these
he uses magazines
magazines
magazines
magazines
magazines


i know a girl who reminds me of cher
she's always changing
the color of her hair
she don't use nothing
that ya buy at the store
she likes her hair to be real orange
she uses tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines

2006-11-01 05:20:11 · 3 answers · asked by water_princess 1 in Music

I think we should be able to put toilets wherever we want, so those of us who are too lazy or tired to get up and walk all the way to the bathroom can have some relief. I would have one next to my couch, my bed, and my desk at work.

2006-11-01 05:18:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it would be really good if he could watch a a story of it on-line so he can watch the pictures and the hear the story.... thank you

2006-11-01 05:18:39 · 5 answers · asked by stevewidgetwyatt 1 in Comics & Animation

I thought it was the Black Album. Does this mean that he is going to be making cd's till he is 50 years old. If you can't tell i HATE Jay-Z as a rapper. Wasn't he supposed to be quiting?

2006-11-01 05:18:13 · 7 answers · asked by The one who knows 3 in Celebrities

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

[PATIENT]
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

[ORIN]
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

[PATIENT]
Goodness gracious!

[ORIN]
A

2006-11-01 05:17:34 · 4 answers · asked by Andrew B. 4 in Movies

A woman accused her husband of raping her and her husband
was convicted and sentenced to prison. Do you agree with that?

2006-11-01 05:17:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a safe free music download site any out there

2006-11-01 05:16:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Really? I mean yeah, they are famous, but most people are able to have babies in this world, why are celeb babies so special? they are as human as you and me...

2006-11-01 05:16:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

for the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

2006-11-01 05:16:23 · 9 answers · asked by bit of fluff 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 05:16:20 · 4 answers · asked by Gracie 2 in Television

2006-11-01 05:15:38 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Don't get me wrong, I'd still do her... cuz I'm NOT gay.

2006-11-01 05:15:06 · 5 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 05:14:52 · 9 answers · asked by Head 1 in Music

2006-11-01 05:13:49 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Im having trouble downloading a music program, so i was wondering if there is a website somewhere to download albums for free.

2006-11-01 05:12:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-01 05:12:29 · 12 answers · asked by jerryhavens57 1 in Celebrities

I love the guitar, so sexy, what's yours?

2006-11-01 05:11:46 · 18 answers · asked by helloha06 1 in Music

the video is set outside a busy cafe on a main street, the guy comes along sets boom box down. and starts dancing for about 5 whole minutes. people just walk by, some watch. when the music is done he just picks up and leaves!

is the song called 'without you'?

2006-11-01 05:11:14 · 3 answers · asked by shreyas_krishnan 1 in Music

A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yard breast stroke race...

The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming.

A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the redhead.

About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged.

They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde.

As they placed the medal around her neck, the blonde whispered, " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms."

2006-11-01 05:10:40 · 6 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm dating a Scorpio male and he's very fun, but secretive or perhaps shy. I need some conversation starters so he'll open up a bit and start to trust me.

2006-11-01 05:10:18 · 7 answers · asked by lioness 1 in Horoscopes

Red, what do you think of?

2006-11-01 05:10:18 · 46 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys