Theater Etiquette
* Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
* Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
Weddings
* Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
* Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
* For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
* Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
Driving Etiquette
* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
* When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
* Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
* When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
* Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
2006-11-01 05:22:52 · 6 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your just to much,,,,, do some smaller ones so i can text them to my sister PLEASE thumbs up man
2006-11-01 05:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me an' my brotha Bubba, we be downrite offended by these here insultin' words!
2016-05-23 03:39:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-01 05:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by DR. WHO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my brother needs these tips...thanks.
2006-11-01 05:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Sgt Squid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrific.........
2006-11-01 05:28:09 · answer #5 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my grandpa was buried in his overalls! :)
2006-11-01 05:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋