General
* Never take a beer to a job interview.
* Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
* It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
* If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
* Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Dining Out
* When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine.
* If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
Entertaining in your home
* A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
* Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are.
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2006-11-01 05:20:14 · 8 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-01 05:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I love the U-haul one the best ;)
2006-11-01 13:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by Huliganjetta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love red neck jokes. send more!
2006-11-01 13:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 13:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious!
2006-11-01 13:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by shaqmc21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can hardly wait......
2006-11-01 13:26:22 · answer #6 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the good laugh!
2006-11-01 13:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by <><><> 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh definately! more please! :)
2006-11-01 13:22:35 · answer #8 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋