Entertainment & Music - 31 October 2006

2006-10-31 20:50:01 · 4 answers · asked by caz m 1 in Music

A middle aged man walks into a pharmacy and asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes out and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"
The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."
The man then says, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist give him a weird look then said, "Perhaps if you took 5 or 6 pills at once you might"
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

2006-10-31 20:48:47 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

30th Century Man is an eagerly awaited documentary film that premiered at the NFT last night. A family member is going today, but I cannot find any reviews as yet. I thought they would be hot off the press. Anyone help?

2006-10-31 20:48:43 · 2 answers · asked by freaky_chick 2 in Movies

30 Jan 1984 Aqua male
26 Nov 1985 Saggi Female

How far will we go

2006-10-31 20:48:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-31 20:48:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-31 20:47:46 · 4 answers · asked by ensane1369 2 in Music

2006-10-31 20:47:04 · 12 answers · asked by chilli 4 in Jokes & Riddles

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems...

Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So
the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible"
he says, there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases
the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The
doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and
no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly,dat's moch batter, how
moch is dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash £1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit", says the Irishman.....
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2006-10-31 20:46:22 · 18 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-31 20:44:49 · 11 answers · asked by chilli 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-31 20:44:35 · 16 answers · asked by that wheelchair guy 3 in Comics & Animation

When, where, highlights???

2006-10-31 20:44:00 · 17 answers · asked by snocy 3 in Music

2006-10-31 20:42:45 · 28 answers · asked by Silly Rabbit 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-31 20:42:36 · 8 answers · asked by gr3gkas 1 in Music

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"

2006-10-31 20:41:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who is your latest friend on your 360*? And why did you send / accepted the invitation?

2006-10-31 20:40:24 · 10 answers · asked by pianoboy 2 in Polls & Surveys

When i was about 4 (i still cant say) I was abused by my uncle atlast it was out in the open but the person who i thought would protect me started his own - My father. This went on for years and i couldnt get the courage to stop it cos when some in the family heard of that of my uncle they blamed me.I'm now 24 and have since moved out of the house. I used to hate men generally thinking that what all they ever wanted but now i have this great guy - he has shown me respect, love and everything a woman can ask of. Many times we've engaged in some pettings but when it starts getting heavy i always call a halt. He respects my wishes but i feel i have a problem cos i feel as if i want to throw up whenever he gets too close to the privated areas. i love him but i never want it to go farther. He wants to marry me and i do too but i feel this would be a big problem in our marriage. I cant talk to a psychaitrist face to face. is there a way i can talk to one online?

2006-10-31 20:40:00 · 9 answers · asked by purpled 1 in Polls & Surveys

You Just cut down a tree on your property that landed on a powerline causing massive damage and shorting out your cities power for 4hrs.
The Power company send you a bill for $300,000
You CANT get a loan and if you dont pay up by the end of the month you go to jail.

What would you do?

2006-10-31 20:39:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Such as a child due on January 17th, due to be a Capricorn, is actually born on November 20th and therefore a Scorpio....or is he?

2006-10-31 20:38:38 · 27 answers · asked by tigger 1 in Horoscopes

2006-10-31 20:38:27 · 2 answers · asked by caz m 1 in Music

just reading the subtitles/translation

2006-10-31 20:38:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what happened on last nights "most haunted live"? i watched the 1st two nights but was ill yesterday, so only watched the 1st hour, thanks

2006-10-31 20:37:50 · 12 answers · asked by captain jack 4 in Television

Personally, i think paris. But what do you think?

2006-10-31 20:36:51 · 37 answers · asked by louise h 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-31 20:35:40 · 9 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

Try to expose me to something off the beaten path, please. Thanks for introducing me to cool music!

2006-10-31 20:35:07 · 4 answers · asked by Zloar 4 in Music

2006-10-31 20:33:43 · 20 answers · asked by seema 2 in Celebrities

21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas


1.I prefer breasts to legs
2.Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3.Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4.If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5.I've never seen a better spread!
6.I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7.Are you ready for seconds yet?
8.It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10.Don't play with your meat.
11.Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12.Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13.I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14.You still have a little bit on your chin.
15.How long will it take after you put it in?
16.You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17.Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18.That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19.I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20.Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21.I do like a good stuffing.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

2006-10-31 20:31:19 · 23 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i loved that program last night. but did anyone else think that some of the jokes were a little tastless?

Andrew Maxwell - " I love Muslims... It took the heat off us! we arent the terrorists anymore! Now we are the River Dance people!"

Opinions please?

2006-10-31 20:31:00 · 10 answers · asked by Emma B 2 in Television

A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile.
The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.
He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

2006-10-31 20:30:11 · 14 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

well, i'm told that she doesn't have a really good personality, but it seems some girls admires her so much

2006-10-31 20:29:44 · 18 answers · asked by -Assyla- 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-31 20:29:42 · 5 answers · asked by suzan l 1 in Horoscopes