21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1.I prefer breasts to legs
2.Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3.Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4.If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5.I've never seen a better spread!
6.I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7.Are you ready for seconds yet?
8.It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10.Don't play with your meat.
11.Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12.Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13.I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14.You still have a little bit on your chin.
15.How long will it take after you put it in?
16.You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17.Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18.That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19.I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20.Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21.I do like a good stuffing.
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
2006-10-31 20:31:19 · 23 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
G'day Poopsy,
Thanks for posting.
I've had a rotten day at work and welcomed a good laugh.
Anyway, I might try some of those remarks at Christmas time. However, as we are in Australia, we will have prawns (shrimp) and oysters so I mightn't be able to get away with using some of them.
Merry Xmas to you and all your friends and family.
2006-10-31 20:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just for laughs...
I think that I can smell a tangent on the air,
21 reasons Why Christmas Sucks...
1) My brother, (he looks just like Willow) but if you tell him that you're gonna fight.
2) My sister, Shut-up already. I've been listening to your bitching for 30 years.
3) That Hog that my dad married.
4) My dad, gets drunk and MAKES everyone try to guess what he got them.
5) The absence of Christ in number6.
6) The commercialism
7) Brat children.
8) Their parents.
9) Expectations.
10) "It's the thought, that counts"
11) What the heck were they thinking.
12) Disappointment.
13) That aunt that wears the orange lipstick who smells and kisses everyone.
14) "Batteries not included"
15) "some assembly required"
16) The "fair weather fans" that show up at Church.
17) In laws.
18) The news cast that "Tracks Santa"
19) The same letters in Santa also spell Satan.
20) The soaring suicide rate.
21) The hypocrisy of well wishers.
2006-11-01 05:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by quitbeing 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
Now could someone ask the humourless Kristy why they have a category heading of Jokes and Riddles on here and what the f*ck is she doing here if she can't read?
2006-11-01 05:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-11-01 05:00:17 · answer #4 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny!!! I liked it.
Happy christmas to you 2!!!
This is to kirsty just above me "this is a joke and riddles section, NOT being rude or anything"
2006-11-01 04:36:52 · answer #5 · answered by T - C - B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If i said this at a pornstars house I would get slapped regardless though.
2006-11-01 04:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by thaheartoflife 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a good one. LOL.
I posted a Thanksgiving one very similar to this. I love it. I think it is hilarious! LOL.
2006-11-01 19:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it only at christmas, i hear it all the time
2006-11-01 04:37:17 · answer #8 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to be rude or anything but this is a ask a question or answer a question website they have a joke website you could go to www.joke.com
2006-11-01 04:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by Kristy 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lmao that is funny but i say some of them at other times as well lol
2006-11-01 04:34:08 · answer #10 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋