A middle aged man walks into a pharmacy and asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes out and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"
The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."
The man then says, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist give him a weird look then said, "Perhaps if you took 5 or 6 pills at once you might"
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
2006-10-31 20:48:47 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't get the first one. The second one I really liked. Very funny, I love most all of your jokes... they are very funny.
2006-11-04 11:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 for the first one & 7 for the second
2006-11-01 04:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10 for the first one and um..... 1/10 for the second one.
i give 1 marks out of 10 to write anything.
2006-11-01 05:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/10 for the first one
and 5/10 for second one
HAPPY
2006-11-01 04:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. They're both funny. 7 and 9, respectively.
Have a great evening!
2006-11-01 19:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know that 5 - 6 viagras are required for getting it over the counter........hahahaha........naughty one........
Rating: In the answer itself........LOL
2006-11-01 07:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaheheheh..nice one...8/10 for both
2006-11-01 05:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both were best
the second one makes me smile.
2006-11-01 06:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both pretty good... made me smile on this chilly morning!
2006-11-01 04:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
both are funny
2006-11-01 11:57:17 · answer #10 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋