A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"
2006-10-31 20:41:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha...... that has definitely bought a smile
2006-10-31 23:17:28 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny i was half expecting you to say that he got into his car drunk & wen he took off the police pulled him over & done a breath test, It came back negative & when the police asked how that is possible he says because he was tonights decoy driver but i was very wrong & on the wrong track lol
2006-11-01 04:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah! Laud! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-01 19:40:42 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea thats a good one, remindes me of a friend of mine
2006-11-01 06:33:26 · answer #4 · answered by kizzyrbb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-01 05:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that has definatly bought a smile to my face thankyou
2006-11-01 04:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by sweetness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-01 06:06:57 · answer #7 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 04:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-01 05:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
~(0.o)~
Funny! thank you for the joke!
2006-11-01 04:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋