An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems...
Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So
the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible"
he says, there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases
the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The
doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and
no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly,dat's moch batter, how
moch is dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash £1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit", says the Irishman.....
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> >> I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
2006-10-31 20:46:22 · 18 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha that was a "Grand" joke
I am from an irish background and no offence was taken it is just a joke, "Top of the morning to ya!!"
2006-10-31 21:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by T - C - B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG where do you get them n dont say where the irishman keeps his money thats brilliant if only we could award you 10 points!!!
2006-10-31 20:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahaahha! im here at work laughing my @ss off and passers by are looking at me through the window lol
2006-10-31 20:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-10-31 22:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for that it really cheered me up!! I had no sleep last night and was feeling crabby. Thanx!!
2006-10-31 20:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by Tyara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's well funny!! lol Love irish jokes..
2006-10-31 20:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by cjbunty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-31 22:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Not heard this one before.
2006-10-31 20:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha loved it !
2006-10-31 20:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But, we are feeling too grand....the joke.....hahahaha
2006-10-31 23:14:58 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋