Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2006

in honor of Halloween? Hellraiser was on, and I can't believe I sat there watching it....

2006-10-30 04:33:26 · 9 answers · asked by Jen-Jen 6 in Movies

A blonde a brunette and a red head are on the run fromn the police.
they run into an alley and each jump into a different bin.
The policeman rattles each bin to hear whats inside.
he rattles the brunette and she says"Meow" the policeman thinks shes a cat and moves on.
The red head says"woof!" the policeman thinks shes a dog and moves on.
then he rattles the next bin and the blonde says "potatoes"

2006-10-30 04:33:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do
the Hokey Pokey...."
8. "Hey!! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

and. THE best one ...

11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is
not, in fact, up there?"

2006-10-30 04:33:20 · 10 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 04:33:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is there a site were i can go to listen to music, not launch, limwire, or windows media, and i need it small enough that i can download it to my floppy disk, (maybe about 1mb)

2006-10-30 04:32:08 · 5 answers · asked by drawmaster12 4 in Music

Like it says on the bottom of the big M signboards?

2006-10-30 04:31:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats got 70 arms, 70 legs and stinks of wee???



the conga line in an old peoples home

2006-10-30 04:29:19 · 12 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 04:29:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 04:28:40 · 20 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

A MAN AND HIS SON ARE IN A CAR...THEY HAVE AN ACCIDENT.
THE FATHER DIES AND THE SON IS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL.
THE DOCTOR AT THE HOSPITAL SAYS:
I CANNOT OPERATE THIS BOY, HE IS MY SON.
HOW CAN THIS BE?

2006-10-30 04:28:39 · 5 answers · asked by Pringuita 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 04:27:29 · 15 answers · asked by JD 1 in Music

Mine is messin with Sasquatch, They put shaving cream on his hand and he slaps himself , then he wakes up they run and he comes running out the woods and slaps the **** out of that guy.lol
Whats yours??

2006-10-30 04:27:26 · 16 answers · asked by Lindsay 4 in Television

a blonde woman walks down the road when she hears a little cry for help from a rose bush, she looks inside and sees a fairy trapped, so being a caring woman she reaches inside and frees the fairys wings and gently pulls the fairy from the bush, the fairy was so thankful she gave the blonde 2 wishes, the blonde thought for a minute and said "ok i wish i had a never ending bottle of diet coke" so the fairy granted her wish, the blonde opened the bottle and guzzled down the coke only for it refill,
with a look of amazement the blonde said " wow that is so cool i wish i had another one"

2006-10-30 04:27:10 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The kids on mtv's sweet sixteen

2006-10-30 04:26:50 · 20 answers · asked by slaphappypimp 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 04:26:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-30 04:25:59 · 2 answers · asked by nemofish 4 in Celebrities

I need a huge list of Punk bands. The person with the most bands gets the 10 points! thank you

2006-10-30 04:25:11 · 5 answers · asked by BloodyHell 4 in Music

A.) A villain that is strong mentally but weak physically.

OR

B.) A villain that is strong physically but weak mentally.

2006-10-30 04:24:48 · 26 answers · asked by Jake 1 in Comics & Animation

Test for Dementia"

"It's that time of year to take our annual 'senior citizen' test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you
lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence.


Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your
answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


1. What do you put in a toaster

Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't


Attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even
overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?


Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why
are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.


4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight,
TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany, or no man's land"?


Answer: You don't bury survivors.


If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said,
"You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.


5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?


Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

2006-10-30 04:24:38 · 18 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 04:24:22 · 40 answers · asked by abdulkam 2 in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering if somebody knew if the next season is back yet.

2006-10-30 04:23:31 · 2 answers · asked by minido520 1 in Television

Hi i know the lryics below are by Athlete but i don't know the name of the song! Please help!! :)))


The sun got stuck, as it's making it's way back down,
We find ourselves, in a familiar part of town

And all that I've seen means nothing to me without you

So when I see you next we'll make the most of it,
Tell the sun to start moving again,
The taste of your kiss I still got on my lips,
And ill take you there with me

Head crashed down, air conditioned myself to sleep,
The great night out, that will continue to the end of the week

And all that I've seen means nothing to me without you

So when I see you next we'll make the most of it,
Tell the sun to start moving again,
The taste of your kiss I still got on my lips,
And ill take you there with me

It's you and me connected to a satellite
It's you and me love through a machine
It's you and me connected to a satellite
It's you and me love through a machine

So when I see you next we'll make the most of it,
Tell the sun to start moving again,
The taste of your kiss I still got on my lips,
And ill take you there with me

2006-10-30 04:23:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

thanks i like the new stuf,f
i never remember wht the names of the new bands are...

2006-10-30 04:22:57 · 3 answers · asked by rwilson1684 1 in Music

St. Louis named most dangerous U.S. city

By CHRISTOPHER LEONARD, Associated Press Writer
2 hours, 11 minutes ago

ST. LOUIS - A surge in violence made St. Louis the most dangerous city in the country, leading a trend of violent crimes rising much faster in the Midwest than in the rest of nation, according to an annual list.
The city has long fared poorly in the rankings of the safest and most dangerous American cities compiled by Morgan Quitno Press. Violent crime surged nearly 20 percent in St. Louis from 2004 to last year, when the rate of such crimes rose most dramatically in the Midwest, according to FBI figures released in June.
"It's just sad the way this city is," resident Sam Dawson said.
For the complete article:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061030/ap_on_re_us/city_crime_list.

2006-10-30 04:20:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 04:19:14 · 8 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think that if you have received a certain amount or a certain frequency of violation emails they screen your questions much more am I correct?? It definitely feels this way!

2006-10-30 04:18:05 · 21 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I should pick up some messes my cats made and catch up on laundry.

2006-10-30 04:17:43 · 28 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 04:17:04 · 7 answers · asked by Ashley Nicole 2 in Music

i want to volunteer for an organization on the weekends only.
i would like to help out the needy maybe by passing out food and clothes or fixing houses.
i live in NYC
do you know of any organization that fit this category?

2006-10-30 04:16:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 04:16:46 · 46 answers · asked by JOHN D 1 in Celebrities