A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do
the Hokey Pokey...."
8. "Hey!! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
and. THE best one ...
11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is
not, in fact, up there?"
2006-10-30 04:33:20 · 10 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If a Proctologist invites you to his house for a party, don't eat the finger food.
2006-10-30 04:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny a 10
2006-10-30 12:38:53 · answer #2 · answered by pinktiff1989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always told my friends that if they are feeling a little too superior, all they have to do is think about how they look to their proctologist.
It keeps ya humble, it does.
2006-10-30 12:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by dingobluefoot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about: (from my wife): 12. Hey, Doc, could you please do an "optirectomy" while you're in there.
that's a procedure for removing a person's shi**ty outlook on life.
2006-10-30 12:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Doug R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I think Aristotle's' answer was good too. Give him ten.
2006-10-31 08:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 12:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great!!!!!
i guess in a situation like that you have to have a sense of humor!!!!!! lol
2006-10-30 12:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep your day job.
2006-10-30 12:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by Papa 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol!
2006-10-30 12:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-30 12:38:27 · answer #10 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋