a blonde woman walks down the road when she hears a little cry for help from a rose bush, she looks inside and sees a fairy trapped, so being a caring woman she reaches inside and frees the fairys wings and gently pulls the fairy from the bush, the fairy was so thankful she gave the blonde 2 wishes, the blonde thought for a minute and said "ok i wish i had a never ending bottle of diet coke" so the fairy granted her wish, the blonde opened the bottle and guzzled down the coke only for it refill,
with a look of amazement the blonde said " wow that is so cool i wish i had another one"
2006-10-30 04:27:10 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great blonde joke.....ive got one for you ....two blondes are sitting on a porch looking at the moon and pondering life "which one is further away the moon or florida" one blonde asks "florida" is the other blondes reply "really for some reason i thought it would be the moon" the other blonde says "duh" ...."can you see florida"
2006-10-30 04:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by funkyk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao what about this one:
Q:what did one blondes leg say to the other
A:between the two of us we could make alot of money
2006-10-30 04:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, poor dumb blonde.
let's give her a little credit, maybe she was planning on selling the second one and becoming rich. Ebay works wonders, lmao
2006-10-30 04:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Barbi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funfilled
2006-10-30 04:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 04:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 04:31:28 · answer #6 · answered by kittylover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
verry good, just the sort of thing i'd do only i'm not blonde
2006-10-30 05:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by DAWN B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened after that?
2006-10-30 04:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...sorted..very funny...10/10
2006-10-31 03:28:33 · answer #9 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can u be more specific??
Doesn't make sense
2006-10-30 04:43:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋