Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2006

Two priests were on vacation, being determined to make it a real vacation they bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. (so that they will not b identified clergy).
Well, in the morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in bikini came walking towards them.
As she passed them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father, good morning, Father", addressing them individually and passes by. They were both stunned.
Next day, they bought even more outrageous outfits. Once again both were settled in beach chairs after a while, the same topless blonde, wearing a string came toward them and greeted" good morning, Father".
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute young lady."
"Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, but how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela She said

2006-10-30 21:58:22 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I would love to see a theme bike done on starwars. What about u guys?

2006-10-30 21:58:11 · 7 answers · asked by Daniel 2 in Television

Adriana Lima Would Be My Choice

2006-10-30 21:57:05 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities

I think it was on wednesday night last week around midnight.

2006-10-30 21:54:34 · 8 answers · asked by Charmed1 2 in Movies

i know they're both georgous..lol

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/16/29/15159261/34327233748508l.jpg

the right one :
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/16/29/15159261/25214835864859l.jpg

the left one:
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/38/56/18256583/35469238865302l.jpg

2006-10-30 21:52:45 · 15 answers · asked by JOhander 1 in Polls & Surveys

i know who'd i chose but who whould u want to be

2006-10-30 21:51:59 · 31 answers · asked by Nikki.babessssxoxo 1 in Celebrities

An old man was dying and his wife and family were standing around the bed. He had four tall and handsome blond sons and one small dark-haired boy. In the last few moments of life he beckoned to his wife and whispered, "Patsy, my life is over, please tell me the truth. Is that small lad, that little one, is he mine?"
"Oh yes, with my hand on my heart, I swear he is yours."
At that, the man died peacefully with a smile on his face.
"Phew," said the wife to herself, "thank goodness he didn't ask me about the other four." :)

2006-10-30 21:51:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down
next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every 
Tuesday
night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a 
robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and 
pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.

"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict  himself to
anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he
finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.


"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"


"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!

2006-10-30 21:50:10 · 22 answers · asked by wandabeppe 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-10-30 21:49:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

But if it was, what would it be.

2006-10-30 21:49:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-30 21:48:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

...why did the dude wear a helmet when operating his PC?

2006-10-30 21:46:44 · 5 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

OMG this song is ridiculus....
check it out...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8702883023973835354&q=the+fast+food+song&hl=en

2006-10-30 21:45:48 · 10 answers · asked by Me 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 21:45:42 · 3 answers · asked by porta_custos 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who is best, Steven or Adam?

2006-10-30 21:44:49 · 20 answers · asked by porta_custos 2 in Polls & Surveys

me its the "a little princess" and "heidi"

2006-10-30 21:41:16 · 36 answers · asked by pao 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-30 21:40:33 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

i liked the old more,the newer series kinda sucked.

2006-10-30 21:39:35 · 6 answers · asked by diane 1 in Movies

2006-10-30 21:39:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

2006-10-30 21:38:39 · 24 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and by the way, which is your favorite brand of chocolate?

2006-10-30 21:37:50 · 30 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-30 21:37:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

2006-10-30 21:35:58 · 18 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 21:35:19 · 8 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just finished watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire and I must say Emma Watson is one good looker. Whenever I see her on screen, her presence just stands out, and makes my you-know-what stand up. Anybody else had any celebrity crushes before? If so, how did you get over them?

PS:I am not some 40 year old pervert who fantasizes about young children naked. I'm 39. j/k. I was born on Dec 1989.

2006-10-30 21:34:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Who got voted out of Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday? I missed the results :(

2006-10-30 21:33:27 · 11 answers · asked by Carrie 4 in Television

The famous question:

"Did the chicken or the egg come first"

And please if you dont mind could you also put down why you feel that way? Thanks.

2006-10-30 21:32:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

its halloween today and that got me thinking about slasher flicks,but who whould you say is the ultimate villian

2006-10-30 21:32:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

im on about the fact that the delorean was such a **** car,so if any car which would you make a time machine out of and why

2006-10-30 21:30:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Basically to do anything ;)

2006-10-30 21:29:56 · 11 answers · asked by Stratomanssy 5 in Polls & Surveys