Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
2006-10-30 21:38:39 · 24 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rotflmao!! hilarious...hmm come to think of it..uh-oh...i did that too!! oh no!!
2006-10-30 21:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Lucky guy, poor girl.
2006-10-30 21:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but mildly funny.
Have the afternoon off. Well done.
2006-10-30 21:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
V.funny!
2006-10-30 21:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny every time I read it.
2006-10-30 22:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it
refreshes memories and is still funny
2006-10-31 00:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! so funny!
really enjoy reading this awesome joke.
thanks!
2006-10-30 22:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the same as the "don't step on a duck" joke.
so?
2006-10-30 21:57:23 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I like that!
2006-10-30 21:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by chimera725 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Now what is the question?
2006-10-30 21:41:53 · answer #10 · answered by Jan G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2006-10-30 21:40:30 · answer #11 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋