Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2006

Cillit bang man, hes a god

2006-10-30 23:16:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Hmmm...

C'mon,spill...

Me,It's Strawberrie's....
And if dipped in chocolate...Yummy Yummy Yumm Yumm

Thank You for Your answers...

2006-10-30 23:16:11 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 23:14:47 · 11 answers · asked by BLACK KILLZ.....!?! 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 23:13:28 · 22 answers · asked by teacher's pet 2 in Music

Or am i alone in this world? :(

2006-10-30 23:13:02 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-30 23:12:59 · 91 answers · asked by sparkyimplant 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 23:12:03 · 20 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 23:12:00 · 3 answers · asked by niks1985 1 in Music

1. When a tech says he's coming right over, log out and go for coffee. It's no problem for us to remember 2700 network passwords.

2. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and Popsicle art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.

3. When tech support sends you an e-mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're probably just testing out the public groups.

4. When a tech is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts out and expect him to respond immediately. We exist only to serve and are always ready to think about fixing computers.

5. When Pat is at the water cooler or outside having a smoke, ask her a mail question. The only reason why she drinks water or smokes at all is to ferret out all those users who don't have email or a telephone line.

6. Send urgent email ALL IN UPPERCASE. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.

7. When you call a tech's direct line, press 5 to skip the bilingual greeting that says he's out of town for a week, record your message, and wait exactly 24 hours before you send an email straight to the director because no one ever returned your call. You're entitled to common courtesy.

8. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it, right?

9. When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call computer support. We can even fix telephone problems from here.


10. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on a tech's chair with no name, no phone number, and no description of the problem. We love a good mystery.

11. When you have a tech on the phone walking you through changing a setting read the paper. We don't actually mean for you to DO anything we just love to hear ourselves talk.

12. When we offer training on an upcoming software upgrade, don't bother. We'll be there to hold your hand after it is done.

13. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently just disappear into the cosmos for no reason.

14. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the office. One of them is bound to work.

15. Don't use online help. Online help is for wimps.

16. If you're taking night classes in computer science, feel free to go around and update the network drivers for you and all you co-workers. We're grateful for the overtime when we have to stay until 2:30am fixing them.

17. When you have a tech fixing your computer at a quarter past one, eat your lunch in his face. We function better when slightly dizzy.

18. Don't ever thank us. We love this AND we get paid for it!

19. When a tech asks you whether you've installed any new software on this computer, lie. It's nobody's business what you've got on your computer.

20. If the mouse cable keeps knocking down the framed picture of your dog, lift the computer and stuff the cable under it. Mouse cables were designed to have 45 lbs. of computer sitting on top of them.

21. If the space bar on your keyboard doesn't work, blame it on the mail upgrade. Keyboards work much better with half a pound of muffin crumbs, nail clippings, and big sticky drops of Coke under the keys.

22. When you get the message saying "Are you sure?", click on that Yes button as fast as you can. Hell, if you weren't sure, you wouldn't Be doing it, would you?

23. Feel perfectly free to say things like "I don't know nothing about that computer crap". It never bothers us to hear our area of professional expertise referred to as crap.

24. When you need to change the toner cartridge, call tech support. Changing a toner cartridge is an extremely complex task, and Hewlett-Packard recommends that it be performed only by a professional engineer with a Master's degree in nuclear physics.

25. When something's the matter with your computer, ask your secretary to call the help desk. We enjoy the challenge of having to deal with a third party who doesn't know jack **** about the problem.

26. When you receive a 30-meg movie file, send it to everyone as a high-priority mail attachment. We've got plenty of disk space and processor capacity on that mail server.

27. Don't even think of breaking large print jobs down into smaller chunks. God forbid somebody else might get a chance to squeeze into the queue.

28. When you bump into a tech in the grocery store on a Saturday, ask a computer question. We work 24/7, even while at the grocery store on
weekends.

29. If your son is a student in computer science, have him come in on the weekends and do his projects on your office computer. We'll be there for you when his illegal copy of Visual Basic 6.0 makes your Access database flip out.

30. When you bring us your own no-brand home PC to repair for free at the office, tell us how urgently we need to fix it so your son can get back to playing DOOM. We'll get right on it because we have so much free time at the office. Everybody knows all we do is surf the Internet all day anyway.

2006-10-30 23:11:29 · 10 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi,
My girlfriend is visiting me and will be going back to her country in a few days. :(
Can anyone recommend the best love songs to make a CD (audio and/or MP3) for her; including long distance / i miss you love songs?

Thanks! :)

2006-10-30 23:09:24 · 9 answers · asked by Shahveer81 1 in Music

2006-10-30 23:08:53 · 13 answers · asked by mary 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm trying to get my friend to like The Beatles

2006-10-30 23:08:47 · 16 answers · asked by teacher's pet 2 in Music

how many children does p diddy have...

2006-10-30 23:07:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

♥Ready for some mischief?

2006-10-30 23:07:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine was Shaggy 'O Carolina'

2006-10-30 23:07:29 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-30 23:05:01 · 5 answers · asked by ********************* 1 in Polls & Surveys

out by the ocean carry slow wont you come water
that part of it if you can answer this question you must be dj and will get the best answer thanks

2006-10-30 23:04:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-30 23:04:23 · 19 answers · asked by teacher's pet 2 in Music

I've never heard of him since!

2006-10-30 23:04:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

When I was 6 years old ( I am now 26) I watched a "horror" fim. It absolutly scared me whitless, I didn't sleep for about 2 weeks (NO LIE).

I want to see it again to deal with a few issues resolve my fears and such, but I have no idea what it is called???

I remember that it had a comic book that floated around a town or village. There was a scene where a meteor laded an every thing was covered in moss or something and a guy shot his head off with a shot gun.

There was also a scene where this man was burried dead, but can back to life and bust out of his grave and came back.

Another scene was a man and woman who were burried up to their necks on a beach, the tide came in killed them, but then they came back ike sea-zombies.

I need to see this im again coz my head is still a bit essed up because of it.

Please help me?

2006-10-30 23:00:57 · 18 answers · asked by scatalanjim 1 in Movies

About 12 years ago on halloween I watched a tv programme, it was a spoof witch hunt or ghost hunt. It had Sarah Greene in it and Micheal Parkinson presented it, it seemed relly real though!! At the end of it Micheal Parkinson started going all weird and speakong in tongues. I can't remember what it was called. Can you remember??

2006-10-30 22:59:02 · 24 answers · asked by PRINCESSKK 2 in Television

I'm looking for the shower scene in the movie Psycho (Alfred Hitchock). But apparently Youtube and Video Google don't have it. Could you help?

2006-10-30 22:58:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

2006-10-30 22:56:54 · 11 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Jokes & Riddles

okay, did anyone see x-factor on saturday?
so, Leona did a mindblowing rendition of 'summertime' and i would love to know where i could maybe downlode it please?

2006-10-30 22:55:32 · 14 answers · asked by farytopia89uk 2 in Music

I dont mean specific places i mean what type of setting. A busy street for example...

2006-10-30 22:54:05 · 10 answers · asked by __razor__ 2 in Music

2006-10-30 22:53:55 · 37 answers · asked by teacher's pet 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-30 22:52:55 · 13 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Some of my favorite bands are:

Radiohead, Explosions in the Sky, Streetlight Manifesto, Counting Crows, Smashing Pumpkins, Spiritualized

I like some emo music, and I can't stand classic rock or rap or r&b. Any suggestions?

2006-10-30 22:52:46 · 10 answers · asked by Timmy B 3 in Music

details, it is a modest amount, a few hundred...

2006-10-30 22:52:13 · 23 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why are there now a few Crime Show lady stars who seem to have white pasty faces and red lips that seem to run at the edges?Is this meant to be attractive or should we all look like this? The world is going REEEEALLLY strange!!!

2006-10-30 22:50:42 · 2 answers · asked by Juliette 3 in Television