Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2006

2006-10-30 22:26:10 · 9 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT ****!NG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR @RSE!"
The teacher fainted :)

2006-10-30 22:22:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Choose one of each above. I was just curious.

2006-10-30 22:22:37 · 13 answers · asked by Ali 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 22:22:00 · 8 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

I love his music too.

2006-10-30 22:21:18 · 7 answers · asked by bubbly_child 2 in Polls & Surveys

The love poem.

Arms that open wide,
Eyes that say "I tried",
Lips that stole sweet kisses in the snow,
Flowers in the morgue,
Lights out on the porch,
Alone with but a memory,
My hardened body,
The whipped cream in the fridge,
The love that knows no reason,
The love that has no switch,
You can't turn it on and off,
The waxing of the moon,
The eyes that smile when tears subside and comfort in the gloom.

2006-10-30 22:20:45 · 14 answers · asked by tjyf j 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 22:20:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

honey, will you pose for me???
She says: "But honey, I am not a model .I'm old."
The old man replies :" so what , i am not photographer either."
I read it just now in a newspaper.What do u think?

2006-10-30 22:19:24 · 13 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I would be so grateful for any info on a film which I think is french and its about a bicycle that takes itself for a ride through loads of villages and situations and cannot be caught. Its year of release I would think would be the forties or fifties. Thankyou everso.

2006-10-30 22:17:02 · 8 answers · asked by dobbinesque 2 in Movies

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT ****!NG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR @RSE!"
The teacher fainted :)

2006-10-30 22:16:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a women *im just gonna call her sarah* has a brother that just recently passed away. At the funeral, Sarah met a guy and they hit it off quick and been dating for a while now. After a few weeks, he left without any notice, no calls, no replies back to her. Sarah then killed her sister... Why?



*if you get this, you got a criminal mind ... thats what I've been told. Just sharing ^_^*

2006-10-30 22:16:28 · 9 answers · asked by eeekkk 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't get what's so interesting about that gameshow, Deal or No Deal. So the contestants get to choose boxes to open, some of them have more money than others, and a couple are red herrings.

What's the skill in that?

2006-10-30 22:15:30 · 22 answers · asked by k² 6 in Television

2006-10-30 22:14:43 · 12 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

He is asked to pick his squid from the tank, he decides to pick one that is slimy, green and has a huge hairy lip, the manager takes the squid into the kitchen for culling, Gervais the chef picks up his huge knife to kill the squid when the squid turns to him in a whingeing voice and says, please dont kill me, i dont wanna die, please let me live. Gervais felt guilty that this poor squid had feelings so he calls Hans the washer-upper, Hans lifts the knife and once again in a annoying whingeing voice, the squid whines at him, please dont kill me, im dont wanna die, please let me live, Hans looked at Gervais and said I cant do it, I cant let this poor squid die

The moral of the story being.......

"That Hans That Do Dishes Can Be As Soft As Gervais, with Slimy Green Hairy Lip Squid"

2006-10-30 22:13:27 · 5 answers · asked by Jussy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 22:10:35 · 16 answers · asked by mickydconnolly 2 in Music

Its a film about a high school in america and its got a rock singer in it i think its supposed to be a horror but i watched it years ago and not seen it since!!? I want to know where i can find a copy of it from??

Ive got the soundtrack to it and i still listen to it every now and again there is a song on there by the seahags with i think is great!!

2006-10-30 22:08:33 · 6 answers · asked by cat 1 in Movies

there were 10 fishes swimming.. 6 of them drown... HOw many fishes are swimming now?

and yet another one...

There are 5 birds on the tree... a boy shot 1 bird with his slingshot. How many birds are left?

2006-10-30 22:08:28 · 12 answers · asked by eeekkk 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Even better if they try to hide it!

2006-10-30 22:06:47 · 15 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Celebrities

2006-10-30 22:06:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-30 22:05:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy trying to press the doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small, and the doorbell is placed at normal adult height, & the little fellow just can't reach.
After watching the boy's sorry efforts for some time, the priest walks up behind the little fellow and places one hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over the boy and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks,
"And now what, my little man?"

To which the little guy replies, "Now we run like Hell!"

2006-10-30 22:05:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 22:03:19 · 5 answers · asked by finger 1 in Celebrities

my next door neighbour used to call his son EMDEN.

2006-10-30 22:03:11 · 11 answers · asked by ram kiran 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 22:03:07 · 5 answers · asked by Rose D 2 in Television

and five people you dislike?

2006-10-30 22:01:24 · 8 answers · asked by pianoboy 2 in Polls & Surveys

♥How so?

2006-10-30 22:01:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was well bad with the crew getting cut up and the like. Any opinions?

2006-10-30 22:00:57 · 5 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Television

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

2006-10-30 22:00:47 · 23 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 22:00:39 · 27 answers · asked by riyaa 2 in Movies

2006-10-30 21:59:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys