He is asked to pick his squid from the tank, he decides to pick one that is slimy, green and has a huge hairy lip, the manager takes the squid into the kitchen for culling, Gervais the chef picks up his huge knife to kill the squid when the squid turns to him in a whingeing voice and says, please dont kill me, i dont wanna die, please let me live. Gervais felt guilty that this poor squid had feelings so he calls Hans the washer-upper, Hans lifts the knife and once again in a annoying whingeing voice, the squid whines at him, please dont kill me, im dont wanna die, please let me live, Hans looked at Gervais and said I cant do it, I cant let this poor squid die
The moral of the story being.......
"That Hans That Do Dishes Can Be As Soft As Gervais, with Slimy Green Hairy Lip Squid"
2006-10-30 22:13:27 · 5 answers · asked by Jussy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wtf?
2006-10-30 22:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be vegetarian.
2006-10-30 22:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by Irena N 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-30 22:22:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-10-31 14:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK .... thanks for sharing
lol...... : - )
2006-10-30 23:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋