Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
2006-10-30 22:00:47 · 23 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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wooooooooowwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
that was greeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt!!! and hey by the way....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!!!!! ;-)
2006-10-30 22:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES HE DID!! AND HE DID CORRECTLY.
Anyway, I hope johnny's next question goes 2 me istead of the teacher.
2006-10-30 22:09:06 · answer #2 · answered by kinny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a nice and funny joke. But unfortunately, it has been heard a million times already.
2006-10-30 23:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by cooldude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either we read the same magazines, or you're the one who keeps sending in all the good jokes.
2006-10-30 23:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a good evening.
2006-10-31 14:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww I haven't heard that for nearly 2 days
2006-10-30 23:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha naughty johny as usuall - a classic joke
2006-10-30 22:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like little johnny joke.
2006-10-30 22:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. Thank you for the laugh.
2006-10-30 22:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey you copy-cater!!!!you copied my joke!!
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2006-10-30 22:05:58 · answer #10 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 22:25:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋