Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT ****!NG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR @RSE!"
The teacher fainted :)
2006-10-30 22:22:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2) Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
"That's right!" she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
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2006-10-30 22:23:49 · update #1
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3) A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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2006-10-30 22:25:42 · update #2
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4) Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
2006-10-30 22:29:08 · update #3
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Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.
He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."
A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"
She replies, "I lost it, honey."
A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"
Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"
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2006-10-30 22:31:54 · update #4
Thank you for the laughs. Hahaha.
2006-10-30 22:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first was good the second had me laughin out loud
2006-10-30 22:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by lv23smurf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Naughty! Naughty! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-31 14:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!!
great laughs
2006-10-31 00:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! :D
2006-10-30 22:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very very funny.
2006-10-30 22:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-30 22:27:09 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes, thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-30 23:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋