Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT ****!NG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR @RSE!"
The teacher fainted :)
2006-10-30 22:16:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
U naughty - LOL
2006-10-30 22:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-30 22:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read ths on Y!A just couple of days ago, the girl's name was Mary. Atleast dont repeat recent jokes.
2006-10-30 22:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA I just like the Jonas one very so much LOL at "she's useless" and the final one is VERY CUTE! STAR EDIT: LOL HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO AT the upload on by way of the poster above! WAY TOO FUNNY i really like the way in which you believe! hAHAHA
2016-09-01 05:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2006-10-30 22:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by Tracy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 22:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooo
not bad
2006-10-30 22:22:03 · answer #7 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-10-30 22:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!!!
2006-10-30 22:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by Smart Blonde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋