An old man was dying and his wife and family were standing around the bed. He had four tall and handsome blond sons and one small dark-haired boy. In the last few moments of life he beckoned to his wife and whispered, "Patsy, my life is over, please tell me the truth. Is that small lad, that little one, is he mine?"
"Oh yes, with my hand on my heart, I swear he is yours."
At that, the man died peacefully with a smile on his face.
"Phew," said the wife to herself, "thank goodness he didn't ask me about the other four." :)
2006-10-30 21:51:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I kiss your @rse as much as Groovy Chick, will you give me 10 points.
Funny joke by the way.
2006-10-30 23:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh! That's a Bad Lady! For Shame!! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Wishing you a great evening!
2006-10-31 14:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Great one.
2006-10-30 22:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A sincere wife - LOL
2006-10-30 22:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2006-10-30 21:57:43 · answer #5 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ooh naughty naughty
2006-10-30 23:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by Happy Halloween 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one lol.
2006-10-30 21:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ones blonde,ones fair,"aye,aye,the milkmans bin there!!"
2006-10-31 03:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by david b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f in good
2006-10-30 23:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 22:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋