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A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down
next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every 
Tuesday
night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a 
robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and 
pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.

"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict  himself to
anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he
finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.


"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"


"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!

2006-10-30 21:50:10 · 22 answers · asked by wandabeppe 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

LOL!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely hilarious!!!...and in harmony with...halloween!!!

2006-10-30 21:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've actually heard that one before, but still very funny.

2006-10-31 06:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0 0

funny. thats why you should never trust a bus driver....

2006-10-31 09:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by mr_o_uk 2 · 0 0

LMAO funny very good

2006-10-31 07:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by victoria h 1 · 0 0

Funny, very funny!

2006-10-31 05:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by chimera725 2 · 0 0

funny

2006-10-31 05:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny

2006-10-31 06:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha Loved it!!

2006-10-31 06:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by cheryl 4 · 0 0

Ha ha,lol ha ha good one!

2006-10-31 05:54:32 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

ha ha i like that one!

2006-10-31 05:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 0 0

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