One day as a man was riding in a taxi, he reached up to tap, the old man who was driving, on the shoulder and ask how much longer it would be....
The man swerved off the road and barely missed a light pole as he came to a stop...
"I'm sorry" said the man in the back seat..."I didn't mean to scare you"
"It's not your fault" said the old man "i'm juss not use to people tapping me, u see i've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years!"
2006-10-30
12:38:18
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