One day as a man was riding in a taxi, he reached up to tap, the old man who was driving, on the shoulder and ask how much longer it would be....
The man swerved off the road and barely missed a light pole as he came to a stop...
"I'm sorry" said the man in the back seat..."I didn't mean to scare you"
"It's not your fault" said the old man "i'm juss not use to people tapping me, u see i've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years!"
2006-10-30 12:38:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny-- and easy to remember wich is good, cause i can hardly ever remember jokes to tell others, thanx
2006-10-30 12:43:06 · answer #1 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-10-30 20:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by jammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg you are so cool, where ever did you learn to copy and paste jokes?
i give the joke a 1
2006-10-30 20:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA. Good one. I give it a 6
2006-10-30 20:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by Eugene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh.
2006-10-30 20:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!
2006-10-30 20:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by kooimanlora 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost scared him to death!!!
2006-10-30 20:51:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!LOL!!
2006-10-30 20:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I love that! Thanks for the laughs.
2006-10-30 20:42:18 · answer #9 · answered by Ravenra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋