Entertainment & Music - 29 October 2006

If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes said the dumb dad to his deaf daughter who wasnt listening anyway.

2006-10-29 03:15:30 · 23 answers · asked by anon4112 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it because they are too cowardly to actually say it someone's face? Or because they have too much free time on their hands?

2006-10-29 03:15:20 · 11 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

Were you or are you lonely growing up?

2006-10-29 03:14:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would marry the lead singer of Panic!at the Disco, Brendon.Becauz i like that he can sing and he is also really Hot

2006-10-29 03:14:33 · 12 answers · asked by WileyNicole 2 in Celebrities

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2006-10-29 03:14:05 · 5 answers · asked by ockid95 2 in Music

2006-10-29 03:13:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-29 03:13:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 03:08:39 · 11 answers · asked by love life 2 in Jokes & Riddles

this morning I got up and I knew the time had changed, and I know we fall back in fall and spring into spring but for some werid reason, I kept thinking how funny it was that the computers clock didn't change itslef and as a result, I hurried to get everyone up and ready on time,(I even took a COLD shower in my hurry) and by the time we got to church we were an hr early!!!!
So, if you find what I lost, could you please return it?

2006-10-29 03:08:33 · 9 answers · asked by helpme1 5 in Polls & Surveys

Like a person who doesn't comprehend things easily or doesn't make any sense when they talk?
If so, are they male/female? And are they are friend, relative, co-worker, etc.....

2006-10-29 03:08:08 · 18 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

limit is 5

2006-10-29 03:07:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i cant pay u cuz its a website and i cant send u the money. check out the site and sign the guestbook (if u wanna) and e-mail me at lilsmileygrl11@yahoo.com AND I WILL GIVE U A POSITION!

2006-10-29 03:06:50 · 3 answers · asked by LiL mZ sMiLeZ ♥ 2 in Celebrities

There are lots of _____left in this world...

2006-10-29 03:05:47 · 19 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 03:03:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-29 03:02:56 · 8 answers · asked by :) 2 in Television

People who think they know it all are annoying to those of us who do!!!

2006-10-29 03:02:20 · 15 answers · asked by wallsuds 3 in Polls & Surveys

is it something racial?

2006-10-29 03:01:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Signs that you are no longer a kid (or even close)...

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You have a dream about prunes.

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

You send money to PBS.

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You got cable for the weather channel.

You can go bowling without drinking.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

2006-10-29 03:01:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There isn't one. They are both virtually useless, but fun as heck to watch when you push them down a flight of stairs.

2006-10-29 02:59:08 · 15 answers · asked by Huh? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-10-29 02:58:28 · 20 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 02:58:11 · 2 answers · asked by Rina Roy 2 in Television

Nothing can alter the fact that I'm...

2006-10-29 02:57:34 · 24 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

when the kids lifted the car, how was it done? i know the kids didn't life it.. and other tricks how does he do them?

2006-10-29 02:56:56 · 6 answers · asked by Hazel-Iris 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-29 02:56:11 · 23 answers · asked by RNM 4 in Jokes & Riddles

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ***?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

2006-10-29 02:55:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Its a RnB track played in our local nightclub... and the lyrics are something like:-
"So sincere and pure, I'll stay by your side, til the day I die"....

PLEASE HELP!!

2006-10-29 02:55:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My friends dont like them but I do, just curious how many other people like them.

2006-10-29 02:54:48 · 11 answers · asked by Melissa 4 in Music

Usually most people give bias short or 1 word answers. I always try to aim for 10 points.

2006-10-29 02:54:09 · 15 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 02:54:09 · 11 answers · asked by JOHN D 1 in Celebrities

replies wanted

2006-10-29 02:53:47 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles