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2006-10-29 02:53:47 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.........so stupid she failed a blood test!
2006-10-29 08:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mum is soo DUMB she was staring at a carton of juice for ages because it said concentrate!
you mum is soo DUMB she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
These are a few of my personal
you can search on YAhoo and LOTS&LOTS of joke sites should come up
Type 'YO MAMMA JOKES' etc
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2006-10-29 11:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by elliesher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mum is so fat when a bus hit her she said "Who threw that rock??"
Your mum is so fat that a whale sang to her "We are family even though you're bigger than me!"
2006-10-29 11:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by I'm So Weird 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl!
Fat, she took a shower and her feet didn't get wet!
2006-10-29 10:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by jerryjames619 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mum is so stupid that when the game piece said sorry please try again she put it back in the package and tried again
2006-10-29 11:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by Thumper 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fat,when she turns around its your birthday!!!
stupid,your dad said it was chilly outside and she ran out with a spoon!
fat,when she sits on a rainbow skittles fall out!
fat,when she goes out in yellow coat people shout taxi!
fat,when she jumps in the sea all the whales and fish come flyin!
2006-10-29 11:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thick she knitted you and gave you a computer so you can spew your bile all over the net.
2006-10-29 12:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by Alf Garnett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat when someone said it's chilly outside, she came outside with a spoon!
2006-10-29 11:27:04 · answer #8 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your Mum is so stupid she didn't put you back when you were born
2006-10-29 11:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mum is so ugly they slapped her instead of you when you was born lol!!!!!
2006-10-29 11:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is soo fat when she wears a Malcolm x t-shirt helicopters try to land on her
2006-10-29 11:17:31 · answer #11 · answered by kristine p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋