If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes said the dumb dad to his deaf daughter who wasnt listening anyway.
2006-10-29 03:15:30 · 23 answers · asked by anon4112 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-29 03:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-29 11:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by elemenopee. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a fortnight is a time so it would take a fortnight not a week
a barrel of grapes has no apples
a dad would use sign language to talk to his deaf daughter
and a deaf daughter COULDNT listen
2006-10-29 11:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by haloween_on_xmas 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well obvioulsy there 5 apples in the basket
2006-10-29 11:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answers a lemon.
2006-10-29 13:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pineapple = banana in a crushed bentley
2006-10-29 11:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two;adam and no-eve. :p Besides, lmfao @ upthedubs. lolz hooohooo
2006-10-29 12:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by fleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go and stand in the corner
2006-10-30 04:59:05 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao hilarious joke best today
2006-10-29 13:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT THE F@*K, dont know what that was all about, im confused
2006-10-29 11:18:30 · answer #10 · answered by kentkat666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋