1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ***?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
2006-10-29 02:55:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heres a few more....
1) if fedex and UPS combined would they make "fed UP"
2) what happened to preparations A through G?
2006-10-29 02:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by La Vie Boheme 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1. for the same reason your buddies go to the bathroom when watching dirty movies
2. if you pay taxes on it your just renting it
3.for the same reason they can't put lipstick on with their eyes closed
4.its like a witness protection agency
5.it would definitely look like it
6.ha there's one i don't know
7.how many times have you thawed out a midnight snack
8. (serious answer) direct sunlight causes a chemical to be put off in plastic over time.
9.because some idiot will try this setting
10.the guy who was eating dry cereal for years but had a trial and error with the bull first
11.dinnerware
12. this is the Einstein's theory.. brilliant man that could not screw in a light bulb
13.because he lived with talking mice that'll shut you up
14.gay
15.ha there's two i don't know
16.who said he wanted to eat the roadrunner???
17.yes he'll break you
18.self explanatory
19.whale blubber
20.who said he was ever wrong to begin with..lol
21.if you could count the stars would you try
22.think the answer to that one is in the theory of life
23.this is to clean out the saliva glands
2006-10-29 03:31:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Very good questions. Will give me something to ponder while I answer other stupid questions. They are just more mysteries of life I guess.
2006-10-29 03:07:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How bloody stupid,come up with some good ones ehh.
2006-10-29 08:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
quite possibly,but very entertaining,thanks.
Q. why do 24hour(non-stop) bars and shops have locks on the doors?
2006-10-29 03:01:47 · answer #5 · answered by Andy H2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
last time this was posted someone answered most :s lol
2006-10-29 03:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-29 04:02:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were funny, dude.
2006-10-29 19:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol things that make you say hmm!
2006-10-29 22:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
need time to answer
2006-10-29 03:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by kaboto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋