Entertainment & Music - 29 October 2006

2006-10-29 08:03:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" Kirk asked.

"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" Kirk asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" Kirk asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said Kirk, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim."

The homeless man was astounded.

"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

Kirk replied, "That's okay, I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf and sex.

2006-10-29 08:01:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In other words, whose music do you most enjoy learning?

What songs specifically?

What website do you use to retrieve most of your guitar tabs?

2006-10-29 08:01:24 · 12 answers · asked by WiseWisher 3 in Music

2006-10-29 08:01:18 · 1 answers · asked by netwalker01 3 in Movies

2006-10-29 07:59:59 · 44 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

In the song (I’ll be there for you), which is by the Rembrandts, that is also the theme tune for ‘Friends’. Can anyone tell me what the installs D.O.A stand for in the first verse? .....(Your jobs a joke your broke your love life’s D.O.A) .....???? Be grate if someone could let me know. Love form a big friends fan x

2006-10-29 07:59:33 · 28 answers · asked by Miss T 2 in Music

2006-10-29 07:58:56 · 13 answers · asked by love2eat422 3 in Magazines

what u think of Beyonce?

2006-10-29 07:58:52 · 50 answers · asked by star60 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-29 07:58:35 · 13 answers · asked by Ispeakthetruth 3 in Television

2006-10-29 07:58:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-29 07:58:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is she a good singer? Is she just the daughter of Hulk Hogan?
Do you think she is sexy or do you think she looks like a man?
Are women who look like men sexy?

2006-10-29 07:56:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

For example: "She looks better than me; she's skinnier than me; she's prettier than me" OR if a girl puts another girl down by calling her names because she thinks she's more attractive. Why do you women do that to each other?

Do you women see men comparing each other with other men? Or men spending hours primping themselves in front of the mirror?

2006-10-29 07:56:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 07:55:35 · 7 answers · asked by Little miss naughty 2 in Movies

read and rate please

So there was this doctor and he walked into a lady's room
he pulls our a pad of paper and a thermometer

he starts to yell

"DAMNIT SOME BUTTHOLE HAS MY PEN"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hoped you like

2006-10-29 07:54:37 · 15 answers · asked by FredDIEMerCURyLOVer 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm thinking of the question now. What's your answer? Yes, no, maybe, outlook not so good, ask again later, etc. etc. etc.

2006-10-29 07:54:22 · 32 answers · asked by Rockstar 6 in Polls & Surveys

chicken soup, tea and toast, chocolate? What works for you?

2006-10-29 07:53:52 · 26 answers · asked by mightymite1957 7 in Polls & Surveys

i like the scene were they go to a the restaurant, and that one kid complained to the chef that there was too much powder sugar on his french toast.
so the chef takes it back. licks the toast, throws them down his pants. he then walks back to their table and lets the kid know that his food would be right up. as his friends could see that there is a bulge in the back of the chefs pants with the french toast inside it.
the chef then goes back to the kitchen. takes out the toast, and places them back onto the kids plate. then take the food back to the kid, and the kid eats it and says, "It' good (with a smile on his face)".
i just thought was really funny.
any of you seen this movie?

2006-10-29 07:53:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

a grumpy man was at home alone at xmas and heard a knock at the door, when he answered there was no-one there as he looked down he saw a snail who said merry xmas. so he kicked the snail from his door and it landed across the road. he thought no more of it and carried on with life. the following easter he was sitting there alone and heard a knock on the door, when he answered there was no-one there, he looked down and saw the snail, the snail said WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR

2006-10-29 07:52:24 · 28 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? lol

2006-10-29 07:52:21 · 26 answers · asked by Lisa 3 in Music

2006-10-29 07:52:20 · 5 answers · asked by lakersforlife 3 in Music

I NEED TO KNOW SOS

2006-10-29 07:52:08 · 19 answers · asked by atall 1 1 in Music

Have you started to know each other here? Have you made friends? Who are the most imaginative people that ask questions here?

2006-10-29 07:52:03 · 32 answers · asked by pianoboy 2 in Polls & Surveys

well as you might see, im a big Dark Angel fan, and i found out theres a petition to bring back the show. i hope it works, but i am also realistic, i dont think fox will listen(or care). the ONLY thing that gives me just a shred of hope is family guy, and how they brought it back after such a long absence. but then again, jessica alba has gone to Hollywood and might not do the show. so has any other show been brought back because of the people??? and do u think jessica alba would do a season 3??

2006-10-29 07:52:03 · 12 answers · asked by Dark Angel 3 in Television

2006-10-29 07:51:43 · 25 answers · asked by falseimage1994 1 in Music

2006-10-29 07:51:36 · 14 answers · asked by Circlometry?? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 07:51:28 · 34 answers · asked by Get away 3 in Polls & Surveys

I've just been updating my MP3 player, going through my wife's CDs. Is it just me or do the "Yeah Yeah Yeahs" suck balls?

2006-10-29 07:51:21 · 19 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

does he have such good songs ?

2006-10-29 07:51:00 · 39 answers · asked by ★japanese lady★ 3 in Music

Just wondering if there are people out there that waste away their whole day doing this??? It can definitely be addictive.

2006-10-29 07:50:58 · 14 answers · asked by SKayeMesqTX 2 in Polls & Surveys