a grumpy man was at home alone at xmas and heard a knock at the door, when he answered there was no-one there as he looked down he saw a snail who said merry xmas. so he kicked the snail from his door and it landed across the road. he thought no more of it and carried on with life. the following easter he was sitting there alone and heard a knock on the door, when he answered there was no-one there, he looked down and saw the snail, the snail said WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR
2006-10-29 07:52:24 · 28 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha
poor snail
bet it took that long for it to get across the road
lmao
10/10
can we have more like his please?
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2006-10-29 21:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the snail use to knock on the door?
2006-10-29 07:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is an old one but a good one just the same.
2006-10-29 07:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one. LOL Take Care
2006-10-29 08:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by lonewolf8870 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good thumbs up for you Orange
2006-10-29 08:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-29 08:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a fast snail rofl
2006-10-29 08:03:47 · answer #7 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2006-10-29 08:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by Answerer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.... poor little snail
2006-10-29 08:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daft but funny.
2006-10-29 07:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by malcy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋