Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
An attractive blonde arrived and bets twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."
With that, she strips, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, “YES! YES! “I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY – Not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men.
2006-10-29
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