Is these 2 jokes funny?
Is these 2 jokes funny?
1. a man is buying a large bag of dog food nuggets when a women behind him asks if he has a dog.
MAN: no, im on the dog- food nugget diet. you just load your pockets with nuggets and eat them when you just get peckish. since they are nutritionally complete and perfect healthy, ive dicided to try it again although i propably shouldn't. because last time i ended up in hostpital after losing three stone and woke up in intesive care
WOMEN: but surely thats a terrible idea the dog food must have poisoned you
MAN: no i was just sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls when a car hit me
2. bill 80 is in hostpital talking to the doctor and saying ''oh yeah god loves me he fixed my eye sight so i can see and he said every time i go to the bathroom at the night the light turns on by itself and turns of
the doctor told his wife about this and she said oh no hes been pising in the fridge again
2006-10-28
06:48:46
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