Entertainment & Music - 28 October 2006

A little boy asks his mother for a bike for Christmas, and she tells him to write a letter to Santa.
So he starts it:
Dear Santa,
I want a bike for Christmas,I've been a good boy.

he knows this is not true so he tries again.

Dear Santa,
I want a bike for Christmas, I've tried to be a good boy,

He knows this is not the truth either, so he asks his mom if he can goto the church, when he returns he races to his room with a statue of the Virgin Mary hidden in his coat.
He sits down and writes a new letter,
Dear Jesus,
I got your mama, if you want want her back get me a bike for christmas.

2006-10-28 06:57:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I got a Starbucks coffee today, did the guy pee in there or it's supposed to taste like that?

2006-10-28 06:56:34 · 31 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of infowars.com?

2006-10-28 06:55:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What happened to Movie FLY BOYS ?

2006-10-28 06:55:27 · 1 answers · asked by bailiff blue 2 in Movies

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What did I say wrong?

This happened to me at work today:

I went to the cafeteria for lunch and grabbed the special for a co-worker and I. (It just so happened that it was pulled pork.)
I thought that sounded nice so I ordered a hefty helping for my coworker and I and went back to the unit.
When I went back to the desk - my boss saw the food and said that we had to go in the back because there is no eating at the desks anymore.
I said that was fine but I had to let Stacie know that her food was here before I went in the back to eat.
So.. I called out down the hall, "Hey Stacie, your food is here!"
I waited a few seconds but she never answered me.
I yelled louder this time. Still no answer.
After a few minutes, I started to get angry because the food was getting cold and I was hungry.
I yelled, "Stacie answer me! Do you want me to put the pork in the back or not? The boss said no pork in the front - only in the rear!"

Anyway, all the people here began to laugh! What did I say wrong?

2006-10-28 06:55:17 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what is your vice that you cant live without?

and which is your habit you wish you could stop?

2006-10-28 06:55:04 · 17 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think that Kerry McGregor from xfactor will win on a sypathy vote?

2006-10-28 06:54:59 · 16 answers · asked by exceem2006 2 in Polls & Surveys

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if you got your car pimped on 'Pimp my ride'...would you sell it as soon as possible...?

your car would have been worth next to nothing b4 being pimped,but worth a couple of thousand after being pimped...i would strip all the gadgets from it b4 selling though....

2006-10-28 06:54:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Digital camera?

Digital camera?
I wanna make a music video!can i puase th camera and go to a diffrnt location and at the end put it all as one

2006-10-28 06:54:49 · 6 answers · asked by jamale f 1 in Music

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what's your favorite store in the mall?

2006-10-28 06:54:42 · 39 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What was the nastiest / grossest movie you have ever seen?

I thought Slither was the nastiest movie ever! It was still a agood movie!

2006-10-28 06:53:37 · 21 answers · asked by Miss Thang 6 in Polls & Surveys

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paddy went into the local department store?

where he saw a sign on the escalator.....dogs must be carried on this escalator
paddy then spent the next two hours looking for a dog.

2006-10-28 06:53:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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is this George Bush joke funny?

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.

Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is
waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil.

"You're on my list but I have no room for you. You
definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad
as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
place.
I'll even let you decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water.

He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think
I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer time after time.

"No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be
in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." Commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw
Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free
to go!"